While CW was patiently waiting (can anyone imagine him butting into the following conversation?) to get his questions answered . . . This guy and kid were badgering the nice lady and demanding a river permit for their large raft. The lady said, we don’t issue permits here. The guy says, “I called, the person on the phone said you did!”. The lady said “We don’t, and we don’t have any to issue anyway”. Finally, CW butts in and tells the guy, “You can’t get to the Colorado River from here”. The guys says, “Yes, we can!”. CW apologizes, and says you’re right, “You and your son could drive up Elephant Hill, then hike several miles down to the river via the only trail that goes below the rim, and if you make it down with all your gear and raft, you can inflate it on the rocks on the wrong side of the river, and if you succeed, you’re reward will be Cataract Canyon, the toughest stretch of white water on the Colorado, and if you survive this several day journey, I sure hope you packed a motor, because you will get several miles of Lake Powell before you can get off the water in Hite.”
Thursday, October 20, 2011
October 16 . . . Elephant Hill & It’s a Small World.
While CW was patiently waiting (can anyone imagine him butting into the following conversation?) to get his questions answered . . . This guy and kid were badgering the nice lady and demanding a river permit for their large raft. The lady said, we don’t issue permits here. The guy says, “I called, the person on the phone said you did!”. The lady said “We don’t, and we don’t have any to issue anyway”. Finally, CW butts in and tells the guy, “You can’t get to the Colorado River from here”. The guys says, “Yes, we can!”. CW apologizes, and says you’re right, “You and your son could drive up Elephant Hill, then hike several miles down to the river via the only trail that goes below the rim, and if you make it down with all your gear and raft, you can inflate it on the rocks on the wrong side of the river, and if you succeed, you’re reward will be Cataract Canyon, the toughest stretch of white water on the Colorado, and if you survive this several day journey, I sure hope you packed a motor, because you will get several miles of Lake Powell before you can get off the water in Hite.”
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